Ezra Zion All My Ex's Beauty's Pain 2026 5 Pack

Some cigars are blended. This one was bled for.

You see, since the original All My Ex’s launched 11 years ago (2015), we’ve been re-imagining, and evolving the blend to make it even more monumental!

The ALL MY EX’S line is not like our other cigars. It’s tobaccos come from aging vaults most people never even get to see. A cigar that is even beyond a “top-shelf”—something you lock away and save for the biggest moments of life! 

Now, let me tell you the backstory of this particular blend…

“BEAUTY’S PAIN” isn’t just a clever name—it’s literally the truth behind every single leaf in this cigar! Tobacco this rare and this luxurious doesn’t just fall into your lap. You have to hunt it across continents, grind through months of negotiations, dig through aging vaults, and pay painful prices to get your hands on tobacco luxurious enough to be worthy of wearing this All My Ex’s band.

There were deals that almost died, farms that said “No” (F those guys), shipments that took forever, and plenty of moments where it would’ve been easier to walk away…but we just couldn’t. 

All because the magic of smoking a cigar like this—the richness, the massive flavors, the depth of body—comes from the struggle it took us to secure every single leaf. 

And In cigars, just like life, the most beautiful creations always demand some pain to bring them to life.

As you can tell…we are CRAZED and OBSESSIVE when it comes to tobacco. And this blend is EXTRA PERSONAL to us! It’s extremely special…and we can’t wait for you to smoke it!

(In fact, the members of our “super-secret” tasting panel have all told us that ALL MY EX’S—BEAUTY’S PAIN is one of the richest—and most elegant—cigars they have ever smoked!)

But I do have to caution you—this cigar is an OVERLOAD of richness, strength, and flavor! Only sophisticated cigar smokers should take this one on—the amateurs need to sit this one out. (The level of sophistication and elegance will go right over their heads.)

ALL MY EX’S BEAUTY’S PAIN is a full-bodied, full-strength 7x44 lancero. The wrapper is a gorgeous 12-year-aged Colorado leaf. Binder and filler tobaccos will remain a closely guarded secret...but all tobaccos are 6-14 years aged!

First light detonates with luscious flavors! Dark chocolate, espresso beans, brown sugar, cinnamon stick, and black pepper rush across the palate. Candied almonds, heavy cream, and caramel. The finish is long adding maple syrup and leather. The retrohale adds a spicy cinnamon burn. 

(I'm actually getting "sensory overload" from this cigar. Totally magnificent...just from the first 5 minutes!)

As it progresses, cocoa powder, coffee beans, and white pepper appear. A wave of vanilla bean immediately follows giving a lingering creamy sweetness.

Halfway, you better strap in! The chocolatey notes grow with added hints of bourbon oak barrel, and butter. Raw cane sugar sweetness and earth appear. Big blasts of buttercream wash over the palate. Absolutely flawless!

Last third everything crescendos! Toffee, black tea, toasted marshmallows, and chocolate chips are added. Roasted coffee beans, hickory, and all-spice. It keeps leveling up all the way to the microscopic nub.

This is--without a doubt--one of the most delectable and delicious cigars I've ever tasted!

ALL MY EX’S BEAUTY’S PAIN has become the object of our OBSESSION! We consider it to be one of our finest achievements in cigar making!